I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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