We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
my liver is dry heaving
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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