Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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