My sheets look like a crime scene.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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