Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
As shirtless as possible
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I smell like Dick and happiness
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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