I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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