Are we in a gay sports bar?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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