Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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