I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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