I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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