he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well I just put wine in my tea
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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