"it" just moved
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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