all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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