Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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