Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
