Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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