She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just gargled with NyQuil
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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