I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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