I'm jealous of your bromance
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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