at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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