I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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