You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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