yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
