How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
