Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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