just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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