but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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