dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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