So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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