i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just want to make out with him forever
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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