Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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