Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
