if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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