great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
