You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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