turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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