If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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