I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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