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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Drake has all the answers
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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