Buhtt sex?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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