what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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