also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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