It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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