I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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