My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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