Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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