ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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