Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
