: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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