If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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