The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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