But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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