love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Randomize
