I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think your dad took our porno
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
