Nicole vs. Life
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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